Wednesday, March 31, 2010

ORLY?

So my debit card has finally arrived, which means I will finally have that last address that I need to get my Florida license, which means that I won't have anything standing in my way from potential jobs that may require being insured on their insurance.

But this also means that I won't be able to use my awesome North Carolina license that I got the day I turned 18. The one I took mere months before that damned anti-depressant I should have never been on did that number on my once very thick hair. The one where you can see the tan line on my neck from my mission trip to Panama the month before. The one where that bitch recently told me I looked like a serial killer (bitch!).

Watch me not even be able to use the documents that I have to obtain a license. That'll be some shit right there.

3 comments:

Duncan said...

Everyone has a bad ID photo. I have at least one that makes me look like I have bodies in the basement. Also, congrats on the Texts From Last Night submission - it might be depressing, but getting it submitted has to be a major highlight!

Andrew said...

Thanks! And yeah, I feel like this might be one of the greatest accomplishments of my life.

I once had an I.D. picture that made it appear as if I had a bowl haircut. Which I didn't. It was no bueno.

Andrew said...

And everyone knows bad haircuts are worse than looking like a murderer. And since I've had both...yeah....