Because I don't really have much else to talk about at the moment aside from work (that I'm not going to mention at the moment since I've been told if I say anything negative about the company I will be fired. Who needs freedom of speech when you have a job in this economy, eh?), I'm going to let you guys pick my next post. Here are the 3 choices. Whichever story wins will be my next post.
1. The time my parents were almost investigated by DCFS for abuse because of a specific injury I had given myself.
2. The time I almost got arrested.
3. My first wreck.
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I'm casting my vote for the DCFS one.
There's no way that's not a good story.
Oh, it's an amazing story. But I think they all are. Especially 1 & 3.
i want to hear number 1. but last time we did this, did you tell us the one about the suicidal cook or whatever? i remember the tequila and bisexual wiccan ones.
all three...in order.
Aubree, I thought I did tell the story about the cook. Hmmmmmm....Well, I guess I'll try to get to that one another time, then.
Ok Kelly, I think I can manage that.
Definitely start with #1. Sounds like the kind of shit in my family when I grew up!
Like when my stepmom put a used diaper as a bandage for a burn injury on my brother and then had my him take a bath.
You know what happens to wet diapers wrapped tightly around a toddler's arm when it gets wet?
Caleb
I'm going to guess it becomes horror, right?
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