Oh beer. How I love thee.

The quotation marks around gravy make me nervous.

A Return To Serving?

Welp, I'm probably going to be getting my Applebee's on on Friday night when we head to Toccoa to help my dad move. I'm sad because it might be the last time I ever go back to Toccoa, but I'm relieved because there isn't shit to do there, especially now that most of my friends from college have left.

And on the subject of Applebee's, I'll probably be serving again if I decide to stay in West Palm Beach or if I move to Raleigh. So that'll bring some fun stories, I'm sure...

It Was My Birthday!

So apparently Thursday was my birthday. It was actually a pretty good day, to be honest. I hung out with Salem for most of it in Raleigh, then came back home to Rocky Mount to go out to eat with my mom (my dad was still in Toccoa). Then Salem & I went back to Raleigh to go drink (we ended up playing pool with his younger brother).

I had numerous Facebook comments, so obviously I'm loved. Granted, only 2 people called me (Alexis & Robyn). Not even my dad called (he texted me before I woke up). But it's ok. I had an awesome dinner, actually spent it with someone who wasn't trying to get me stupid-drunk, & wasn't bogged down in presents (I didn't even really ask for anything).

The only negative I can think of aside from the fact that people tended to forget it was my birthday (which is fine because I actually thought I had an extra week until a few days prior) is that I'm now almost halfway to 50.

And my new driver's license has finally arrived so hopefully now I won't be accused of having a fake.

Too Much Noise From The Peanut Gallery

I just heard my mother telling our dog, Sammy, to rub his "peanut" on the carpet.

I swear, I was screwed from the get-go, wasn't I?

Sometimes bathroom writings are fun.

There Is A God