Monday, December 6, 2010

What. The. Hell?

I just found this in my basement not 5 minutes after I get back from my trip. I think I'm moving this week.

7 comments:

Penny Lane said...

Is this a joke?

Because if I were you I would be hella creeped out right about now.

Caleb said...

LOL! What kind of madhouse do you LIVE in!

No way. Your stories are borderline too-outrageous to be true.

And what's #5? Cut your balls w/ both hands?

I'd be afraid I was doing something wrong!

Aubree said...

are these scenes from skidmark's latest porno? i think maybe.

Andrew said...

Penny, it is indeed not a joke. At least I hope not. And I am incredibly creeped out.

Caleb, I wish it were fake. I just don't understand why I have all of these ridiculous things happen to me? And yes, that is what #5 is. I don't know what that means but I don't think it's pleasant.

What scares me the most, I think, is what comes after #6. What happens after they wait.....

radioactive girl said...

I have been reading for a while and not commenting but I just can't let this slip by. Holy crap! I think moving soon is a great idea.

What happens after he waits???? I can't even imagine and I don't think I want to know!

Andrew said...

I don't want to know.....

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

7. Check yourself into a mental institution. You need to get out of there, man!!!