Sunday, December 26, 2010

YOU Choose The Story, Pt. Dos!

As some of you may know, yesterday was Christmas. For some, this means a lot of alcohol, a lot of presents, a lot of fun, a lot of fighting, a lot of food, & a lot of stress. For me, this means just one thing: work.

Because I don't really have much else to talk about at the moment aside from work (that I'm not going to mention at the moment since I've been told if I say anything negative about the company I will be fired. Who needs freedom of speech when you have a job in this economy, eh?), I'm going to let you guys pick my next post. Here are the 3 choices. Whichever story wins will be my next post.

1. The time my parents were almost investigated by DCFS for abuse because of a specific injury I had given myself.
2. The time I almost got arrested.
3. My first wreck.


Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm casting my vote for the DCFS one.

There's no way that's not a good story.

Andrew said...

Oh, it's an amazing story. But I think they all are. Especially 1 & 3.

Aubree said...

i want to hear number 1. but last time we did this, did you tell us the one about the suicidal cook or whatever? i remember the tequila and bisexual wiccan ones.

Anonymous said...

all order.

Andrew said...

Aubree, I thought I did tell the story about the cook. Hmmmmmm....Well, I guess I'll try to get to that one another time, then.

Ok Kelly, I think I can manage that.

Caleb said...

Definitely start with #1. Sounds like the kind of shit in my family when I grew up!

Like when my stepmom put a used diaper as a bandage for a burn injury on my brother and then had my him take a bath.

You know what happens to wet diapers wrapped tightly around a toddler's arm when it gets wet?


Andrew said...

I'm going to guess it becomes horror, right?