I would ask people in the drive-thru if they drink coffee at home. Most people would listen, one even bought. But to those who didn't...they had this exchange.
Me: "Do you drink coffee at home?"
Customer: "I'm not interested."
Me: "Well, it's a good thing I'm stubborn because I'm going to finish what I was saying..."
It all depends on how you say these things. Honestly, I think that's the only reason I've never been fired from a customer service job. Just slap on a smile. Maybe give a little laugh. Then people don't realize how much you actually hate them & are probably insulting them.
I promise I'm not an ass in real life. I'm just tired of being treated rudely for no reason.
I think for a future post I will write down all of my best customer service related insults/exchanges. Thoughts?