This is the face of someone who might be getting fired for the first time :/

I know it isn't the greatest shot but it was so pretty in person. One of the joys of working the graveyard shift.

Well, I Guess God Wants Me Homeless...

The guy prayed about it. Apparently God said no to me living with him. Apparently God wants me homeless...

In all actuality, the mister said that his sister was coming to stay with him for a month & it was just a bad time. I'm not bitter. I understand.

It's looking like I'm going to be moving into a dorm for the summer while I continue my search. The best part about that is they want to move me into one where there aren't kitchens attached to the units, despite the fact that there are still some of those available. And the cafeteria is apparently closed so I don't know how they expect me to eat.

Jesus H. Christ on a porch swing...

Tomorrow is another day. I don't work or have class so I'm going to spend it getting this shit sorted out, packing (to move God knows where), & cleaning the current dump I live in (barely. Just enough so I don't get fined).

You know that feeling right when you're about to have a complete nervous breakdown? Yeah. Almost had one today while in my counseling session. My counselor looked quite worried for me. I would look worried for me, too. I've looked like warmed-over shit for the past week. That's the real travesty here.

Author Fail

She totally gives away the plot of the book right in the title.

Author, you suck!

Homeless

This actually isn't about me being homeless. Instead, it's about how awesome I am.

I gave a homeless man a taco tonight.

He looked so sad sitting on the side of the road, & my fat American ass had 4 tacos, so I figured he needed 1 more than I needed 4. I motioned for him to come over to my car & get the taco, but he kind of looked at me funny & shrugged.

Then he wriggled the nub where his left leg should have been.

Oops! Well, I still gave him the taco while I was making my u-turn & God smiled upon me.

P.S. I didn't give away my taco for the glory, the bragging rights, or my ego. I genuinely wanted to give him my taco (that's what she said).

I love this book. I will never not love it.

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Damn

My potential roommate bailed on me last night while I was at work. I received a text asking if I could talk (I knew then what it was) so I just called him & he broke the news that moving this week was too soon for him. Which left me with 5 days to find somewhere to go.

Luckily, a guy I know through my counselor knows a guy at his church who has a 3 bedroom house & already rents out one of his rooms, so there's a possibility I could be moving there. It's supposedly a nice house & neighborhood. And there's a pool so maybe I'll be able to learn how to swim better. I called the guy tonight & he said he'd pray about it & get back with me tomorrow. I almost said that we could skip the praying because I know God doesn't want me homeless & just get on with the show, but that would have been rude & I respect that he wanted to pray about it.

If God tells him no, I'm screwed. I will have exhausted practically every avenue I have.

On another note, I'm behind on my schoolwork already. Gone are the days of yore when I was weeks ahead. I think most of it has to do with me wasting 3 days apartment-hunting with someone who was WASTING MY TIME!