I gave a homeless man a taco tonight.
He looked so sad sitting on the side of the road, & my fat American ass had 4 tacos, so I figured he needed 1 more than I needed 4. I motioned for him to come over to my car & get the taco, but he kind of looked at me funny & shrugged.
Then he wriggled the nub where his left leg should have been.
Oops! Well, I still gave him the taco while I was making my u-turn & God smiled upon me.
P.S. I didn't give away my taco for the glory, the bragging rights, or my ego. I genuinely wanted to give him my taco (that's what she said).