Tuesday, May 11, 2010


This actually isn't about me being homeless. Instead, it's about how awesome I am.

I gave a homeless man a taco tonight.

He looked so sad sitting on the side of the road, & my fat American ass had 4 tacos, so I figured he needed 1 more than I needed 4. I motioned for him to come over to my car & get the taco, but he kind of looked at me funny & shrugged.

Then he wriggled the nub where his left leg should have been.

Oops! Well, I still gave him the taco while I was making my u-turn & God smiled upon me.

P.S. I didn't give away my taco for the glory, the bragging rights, or my ego. I genuinely wanted to give him my taco (that's what she said).

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